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Dick is for pussy is what my queer friend says whenever he happens to see the straight porn/pussy porn I have up on my screen and I’m watching and he sees a guy fuck a girl in the ass. He asks: ”What’s his dick doing in her ass when her pussy is right there for his dick where it belongs?” I agree with him. I usually click off when I see a dude fuck a chick in the ass. Biologically speaking, the tube called the vagina is indeed intended for a guy’s penis. I don’t think anyone can intelligently disagree with that. 

So why would a guy fuck a girl in the ass? Well, she may be ovulating so the guy feels it’s safer to fuck her in her ass to avoid any chance of pregnancy. Or she may be having her period, so he chooses her ass. Or he fucks her ass because he doesn’t trust her when it comes to her taking her birth control on a regular basis. (He believes she wants to have a baby and he does not). He doesn’t want an 18+ year commitment on his hands by having a kid or two or three or four. Especially if she and her BF or husband want to get pregnant: Penis is for vagina. Although it should be pointed out that a guy doesn’t have to fuck her pussy to get her pregnant. (“What?! What are you talking about? How else do you think she’ll get pregnant?” you’re screaming.) That is the easiest ways of course. But a guy can wank off in his hand and finger his fresh cum into her vagina and that’ll do it. Or, he can cum on her labia and there’s a 30% chance of her getting pregnant that way. 

I have seen some guys do a stupid thing in porn videos. He pulls out to cum and cums mostly above her labia but some drops of cum land on her labia which is of course risky. Then when he has finished cumming, he doesn’t think to clean his dick free of cum but rather sticks his dick with cum still on it back in her pussy. Then he’s surprised when she comes to him shortly after and says, “Honey, I’m pregnant.” It only takes one fast swimmer sperm to reach the egg and that sperm can come from her labia even. She can also get pregnant right after having a baby. I know a couple where that happened for them. After she had their baby, he started fucking her pussy again — when her vagina was supposed to be in its healing period — and she got pregnant again. It was an unplanned pregnancy. This couple has not had a kid since. They had planned to have two kids but the second child came about much sooner than they had planned because neither parent knew that she could get pregnant right after delivering the first baby. And she is a nurse and didn’t know that! Then I saw a girl the other night do the opposite of what she should have done. Her BF pulled out to cum. Wise move. Although a small bit of his cum did land in her labia. R-i-s-k-y! Well, a few moments later she took a towel and wiped his cum off of her body. But she rubbed the towel on her body in a down position toward her pussy, instead of an up position toward her tits. Did she accidentally push any of his cum down in her pussy?

What about the guy not wearing a condom? I rarely see a guy wearing a condom when fucking his wife or his girlfriend. That of course is a pregnancy risk. Or if the dude wears a condom it’s off and on, on and off. There is supposedly no sperm in pre-cum but I tend to not necessarily believe that. I think it depends upon the guy. I think it’s a grey area to be honest. Some guys pre-cum a lot (I do) and it would be interesting to test the pre-cum of these guys to see if there’s any sperm in their pre-cum. If there is, in that instance a guy’s pre-cum could indeed get a girl pregnant.